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dance monkey

a song made by tones and i, released in 2019. known for being one of the most annoying songs ever.
person: dance monkey safed my life. i was in a coma and heard dance monkey playing, i immediately woke up to turn it off
by ryazia October 25, 2024
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Monkey dance in a barrel

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
by jefferson bane August 2, 2022
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dancing

guy 1: hey is that guy having a stroke
guy 2: *literally dying*
guy 1: nah he's just dancing lmao
by Nebuwula May 9, 2022
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Dancing

When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.
Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.

Mormon Jane: We could try dancing

Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021
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5 dancing babies

When a man ejaculates somewhere leaving his " kids" or " babies "
Girl 1: I slept over at my man's house

Girl 2: did he leave his 5 Dancing babies
by Goldenskin ✨ September 5, 2020
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dance

"I love to dance"
by an element March 31, 2021
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