Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.
Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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Brain Boner

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.
He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.
by Reibesac July 12, 2017
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Brain Boner

An idea.
I had a raging brain boner the other day. Space Suits for cats is a good idea, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
by earlgreytea23 November 24, 2018
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boner yogurt

Bro, did you give her some of that boner yogurt?
by cuteface932 September 08, 2015
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side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".
Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
by Vaginal Destroyer December 07, 2013
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Ghost Boner

When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm
Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"
by KillAllTheEmos April 03, 2017
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Boner Gravy

A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS
He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY
by Fudgedragon2005 June 22, 2018
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