Bottle blowing

When a woman is so sexually frustrated and deprived she resorts to blowing a glass beer bottle. This usually comes before using it as a dildo.

I caught my sister bottle blowing yes day and I was disgusted and slightly turned on at the same time.

by Whitakersauce12 June 3, 2017

Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008

blow and go

When a woman you met on the internet finally has about 30 minutes of time when her roommates are gone and has been promising to get you off, but she does not have time for sex.

"Hey, my stupid roommate is gone for a little bit. You up for a blow and go?"

by SuperLuminalOne January 24, 2024

sneaky snow blow

The candain sex act in which you get screwed by your two best friends.

Caitlin and Scott sneaky snow blowed Austin.

by Orange Smurf November 6, 2013

GONNA-BLOW

A word used whens someone or something is literally going to blow or figuratively going to blow.

GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM HE'S GONNA-BLOW.
Dude it feels like my head is gonna-blow

by 🐛🐛🐛 March 31, 2024

it just might blow

when someone throhs trash in your yard and you tell them to get rid of it and they kick it to thwe street there's a chance it may blow into your yard again

hey dude get that out of here
its trash dude
so i have to pay for that
fine .... there its in the street
dude it just might blow

by scott wigington January 26, 2008

Blow back

Retaliation. Counter. Ie, getting your lick back.

You hit him with a low blow. He’s gonna blow back.

by AA Aretaic™️ June 30, 2022