the dog ate it

Worthless excuse, hiding you were to lazy to do what you were supposed to do.

Teacher: "Where's your homework?" Pupil: "The dog ate it"

by Casman May 23, 2004

roving dog

A man who goes from woman to woman but never settles down.

Johnny's moved on to Cindy now, that roving dog.

by chacha23 October 31, 2008

chunky dog

Tims dog who fucking died of diabetes, he was very chunky and was a nice dog who will be missed by all except Nolan, what a chungus

Yum...Ugh my chunky dog died of ligma. I miss my chunky dog

by bluhsmith November 5, 2018

watch the dog

Homosexual relations, man on man loving.

Apparently, Alex and Bobby watch the dog all the time...

by Billy Nubbin August 10, 2006

Buff The Dog

Masturbating.

I like to buff the dog of john, chris and robyn.

by Tops1990 September 19, 2010

dog feelings

Those feelings so often exemplified by dogs,
such as intense excitement, eagerness, undying loyalty, and sudden apparent shame.

He had always been a man who appeared to experience a spectrum of dog feelings which were so clearly written all over his face.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2023

Willy Dogging

The act of reving ones engine immediately after starting, and right before shutting off the vehicle. Causing the exhaust to sound loud and draw attention to the vehicle.

-"Dude did you hear that car? it sounds cool"

-"Nah he was just willy dogging it"

by ThatGuyYouMet May 15, 2011