American

Something that I'm grateful every day for not being

- There's so much shit going on in Massachusetts oh god
- Damn I'm grateful every day that I don't live there nor am I American ^^

by jensimp11 October 31, 2020

American Guessing Game

It is when woman will have unprotected sex with different men simultaneously and when she will get pregnant, she will guess the father of her unborn child from the men he had sex with. The man chosen by the woman as her child's father will lose and required to give child support.

My cousin Maria played American Guessing Game with me and our male cousins, her brother lost.

by Baegon April 21, 2022

American Dick Trap

when you and a buddy use a pocket pussy fucking both ends at the same time, it creates a suction similar to that of a Chinese finger trap, forcing both parties to frot their dicks together inside the toy until they climax.

Tom: Hey did you hear Frank got a pocket pussy on the weekend?

Dan: Yea, me and him are gonna preform an american dick trap with it.

by Parallax266 December 5, 2022

American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021

vagino-american

Politically correct name for American person with vagina, who doesn't fit into binary gender system

-Excuse me , lady!
-Please stop assumptions about my gender, and don't call me L-word! This is so sexist.

-Sorry, how can I call you ? vagino-american?

by dildo777 December 31, 2024

American Football

Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.

American football is fucking shit

by Simple fakts April 4, 2021

American Swim

Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.

by Tamss June 8, 2021