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American Football

Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.
by Simple fakts April 4, 2021
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american schools

a school but in america
homie:yo
quiet kid: hi
homie:you ugly foo get rid of ya yeeyee ass haircut
quiet kid: bouta become a new american schools

homie: tf that mean?
quiet kid: time for the firing range
by mexicanfoxnigga March 3, 2021
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Americans love the monarchy

Do we? I've never heard that! Ever!
Hym "DO Americans love the monarchy? I don't know, I mean, maybe if you had a hot princess or something but nah... Don't give a fuck about a monarch. I find the insinuation that God would choose anyone other than me insulting! My genes are superior and my intellect is unparalleled! But I'll tell you what: If you get yourselves a hot princess... I will marry her and set the world proper. "
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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American Triathlon

An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.
I compete in American Triathlon events around the country.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
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american pixie frog

1. A beautiful frog that is often times explained as fat, or a god of some sort.
2. A frog that Constantsmile the youtuber loves and uses for memes much too often
OMG IS THAT A american pixie frog
by LegendaryEv May 18, 2021
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Common American phrase dating back to the late nineteen-hundreds. Very classy but also popular thing to say. Critically dubbed "meta-nationalist". Can be adapted to other countries.
You: Doesn't look like there's anything going on here today; the library's empty.

Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.
by AllSeeingElephant June 11, 2024
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