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Sam

Sam is a 27 year old (28 on Sunday) man from New Jersey. He's 5'9 but will tell people he's actually 5'10. Sam hasn't been to the gym in over a month. In his free time, he plays music in the band Stitched In Blue, who have a concert on December 13th at East Berlin. Sam is disorganized and spontaneous, but writes it off as "hot girl energy" when in reality he has ADHD.
Person #1: yo are you going to the Stitched In Blue concert on December 13th? I heard Sam is gonna be there.

Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!

Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.

Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.
by DefNotSam November 23, 2021
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Sam

He is a god at life sexy huge cock associated with NIGGA named Hugo he did edibles but still a god ❤️❤️
by Nsnnsdd January 31, 2019
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Sam mamrose

Super annoying because steals food
That guy is a Sam mamrose
by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023
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sam

sometimes u like him sometimes u just want to punch him in the face multiple times
by Hue iron bolt October 8, 2020
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Spider Sam

Someone who likes to collect blood-sucking insects.
Look at Spider Sam. He loves to collect blood-suckers. It's why he's with Danielle.
by Lams369 November 26, 2023
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Sam

Sam most know for being a illegal immigrant and dommy mommy of TheBlueKnuckles
by Nutsack444 April 21, 2022
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Sam

Massive cock, ranges from 15-20 inches. It’s literally a horse cock that would penetrate your insides
Girl: Oh his name is Sam? He must be packing!
by sderbyshire October 26, 2020
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