nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs

I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

Drowning Monkey

When you ejaculate in a pool at a pool party.

Last Spring Break I performed the Drowning monkey and now i have a family of 12

by 8lack Magic September 15, 2018

making monkey

having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex

me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

Monkey Day

The day everyone goes back to work like evolved monkey's.
Monkey Day.

Hey come on Mon, its Monkey Day; we have to get off the floor and go find beefle

by MunsterBriPastry June 3, 2013

Shit Monkey

Person who runs around catching the fall out from and covering for other people's mistakes and inadequacies

I did not sign up to run around after you catching your plops in a bucket like a shit monkey, you incompetent buffoon.

by Bunkups March 11, 2015

covid monkey

A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.

I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.

by Crauch December 10, 2020

Kraut Monkey

When a German is trying to teach an American their language, but they keep mispronoucing everything.

"Allie tried to teach Derick German, but he is obviously a Kraut Monkey."

by AMS101 August 5, 2020