yellow-haired pygmy

A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.

I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.

by WileECoyote December 17, 2012

Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.

John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."

by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011

Growing hairs on it

It's getting old.

That joke is so old it's growing hairs on it.

by Feroo March 13, 2011

Hair Sprout

When one decides to shave their head and misses one or spot(s) leaving him/her with areas of longer hair.

Holy crap dude, look at your hair sprout! What did you shave your head in the dark?!

by 976Godless August 14, 2011

johnson's hair

The hair on or around your penis

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!

by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011

herpy hair

hair that is long, thin, greasy, and can be assimilated with poor hygiene.

Rick: Dude!! Did you see that guys hair!? It was so nasty!
Steve: That's some straight up herpy hair! He needs to take a shower!

by D-R0K August 24, 2011

Bubic Hair

The hair that grows on a woman's breasts (or a man's moobs).

The producers of Lost decided Hurley would forever keep his shirt on when they got one look at his bubic hair.

by Cyanide Cupcake August 25, 2011