A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older
Sam isn't funny
by anonymous April 30, 2023
(Verb) The act of replying to messages or conversations with as few words as possible. Derived from the name Sam (a gender neutral name) to represent the ability of both sexes to perform this annoying/rude action.
Dude 1: This girl Sammed me all day. Her longest reply was "okay".
Dude 2: Damn dude that's rough, Sam that bitch back
Dude 2: Damn dude that's rough, Sam that bitch back
by BB1813 July 08, 2020
Sam is a super funny guy who is definitely your best friend. Hes always there for you and even though hes almost always making fun of you he is always making you laugh. You and him could talk for hours on end and you never seem to run out of things to say. Hes always concerned for your mental health cuz im mean your crazy. He is a musical genius and he is amazingly smart even if he doesnt see it. Hes gonna be an NBA star someday and he hopefully will stay in your life forever
by greendayaddict2748 March 25, 2020
Sam is very funny and smart. He is a walking W and has never abused an animal, physically or sexually
by CHUNKY MONKEY6009 February 08, 2022
by notsam05 September 03, 2021