Just a guy, he plays drums and bass, likes video games and movies, shoots guns and likes cars, listens to heavy metal and jazz and everything in between. He’s just a dude.
by gfuel enthusiast April 25, 2022

:Who deserves the world?
:jake:)
:jake:)
by Iceskat3_ November 20, 2021

Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.
by Not Id10t November 23, 2022

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.
by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

He is really stupid and like penis and want to fuck his sister and likes gay stuff and want to date lil n’as x
I hate jake
by Issabtee September 27, 2022

by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023

is the best boy you can meet. He's very talented. First of all, he's artistic and musical. He's a pain killer in piano or keyboard. In a short period of time you'll be friends with Jake, and if girl, fall in love with him. He's cool, muscular, has six-pack and looks cute. He likes perfection!! Jake will help you in all your problem and he'll try to solve his too!
Girls: Hey Jake, wanna come with us to the beach.
Jake: No problem, sweetie pies.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake!
Jake: No problem, sweetie pies.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake!
by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021
