slap-ass damage

when you get hit by something and it doesn't really hurt but you still yelp and react, like a slap on the ass

"bro did you just scream"
"yeah bro i just took slap-ass damage."

by Jimbles McKimbles February 3, 2020

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Skirt steak slap

When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.

Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.

by uandus April 3, 2020

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wee wee slap

When you get out the shower and jump up and down so your “wee wee” (penis) slaps from your bellybutton to the bottom of the ball sack and back again

The best way to get rid of smegma is the wee wee slap

by Deuce Gwop March 12, 2020

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Back slap and crack

A sexual position where the male gets onto the back of a naked female. The male will then slap the back of the female while sticking the hand into the anus, sometimes screaming "HORSE".

The Back Slap and Crack is a banned method of messaging.

by ISDBdefinitions June 10, 2020

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The Day of Ass-Slapping

It is a legendary way, where all humans gather to celebrate slapping of ass. On November 13th, a Friday, each human being is to slap the ass of at least one person.

Mac: "Yo! It's The Day of Ass-Slapping!"
Dead: "Really?!"
Mac: "Hell yeah, c'mere boy."

by Dr_Machintosh November 5, 2020

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