Sam-Flake

Like a snowflake but wetter!

You fucking Sam-Flake!

by Welsh wizard January 21, 2022

finnie sams niggie

finnie is sams niggie

hi finnie sams niggie

by tittycock June 20, 2021

Sam Seluk

The future 2026 Mr. Olimpia and world's #1 life coach

James: "You watch Sam Seluk?"
Donny: "YOUR FUCKING RIGHT I DO, BROTHER, YOU WANNA TAKE SOME TREN LATER???"
James: "UM, YEAH LETS FUCKING GO DUDE!!!"

by ZyzzFanatic16 September 13, 2023

Sam

sam is man who isnt afraid to show all his sides, especially his down under. He loves to play Minecraft and proceed to go on some peculiar websites. this guy is a lad. if you come in contact with him its your lucky day. don't forget him, because he will. hang on to him like a biscuit, he likes biscuits. and shoving them up his cheeks

today i met a sam vecey. he is a lad

by glizzylover69420 November 23, 2021

Sam-sellou

A man or woman in most cases a woman that is really doing a strange thing at all time and isn't 100% in his head

That girl there is a sam-sellou

by DontHitMumboOfBridge_TheEvilDJ November 9, 2018

Sam Kazi

Looool biggest capper in town 🧢

If someone say Sam kazi , Thats a Cap
Im a bout to put 15$ for the club , MOVIE! cap
Bro im on my way stay there ! Cap

by Jujuworld January 31, 2020

Sam

A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.

Girl 1: Hey did you see how handsome James was
Girl 2: yeah omg
Sam: Yeahh ommg girl he’s soo hot

by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022