Guddurulz Syndrome

The act of spelling every fucking word wrong and being completely oblivious to doing so.

We shud dew a charitee yo..4 da Guddz patents! - Guddurulz Syndrome

by Vampire_k11 December 26, 2009

Boyle's Syndrome

Mental and Physical breakdown following the failure to win a much-hyped reality talent show.

eg. Susan Boyle on 'Britain's got Talent.

Andy: Did you see that Big Brother has-been freakout in Wallmart yesterday?

Tom: Yeah ... Boyle's Syndrome again .. he'll be in a psych ward come Christmas.

by Hangdog68 June 1, 2009

Elephant Syndrome

A dismissive attitude toward a phenomenon that is known to be real, but cannot be explained. Due to the inability to explain something, a person will naturally choose to not think about it further. It's a shut off valve in the brain that happens when a conclusion cannot be reached. Those who choose to pursue the Elephant Syndrom are perceived as obsessive by the mainstream who simply accept it with no explanation.

His Elephant Syndrome made choose to forget why that ghost appeared to him.

by mmemagnus January 4, 2011

Hallelujah Syndrome

An act of sliding on the ground with your left hand on your heart and your right hand up in the air and singing in a deep,
retarded voice HAL-LE-LU-JAH usually but can be applied with other words.Usually is not long-lasting but is recurring and can be reactivated after being inactive for years.It is easily contagious and can be caught from just seeing someone infected with it have a burst of it.It has no known cure and over time start to get really annoying and frustrating.

Girl 1:Why is he doing that?
Guy 1:Because he has Hallelujah Syndrome.

Doctor:After looking at your charts,it appears you have
Hallelujah Syndrome.

Patient:Is it deadly?

Doctor:No it is not but it is contagious like the Flu,incurable like Diabetes,and aggressive like Cancer.

by SuperBoosterHunter1 January 21, 2011

Rosenfeld Syndrome

A disorder, caused by Mr.Rosenfeld's standards, that puts the victim in a permanent state of dissatisfaction with their own classwork, always making them think they should do better.

My essay is a piece of crap, I think I have Rosenfeld Syndrome.

by anhonorsstudent April 21, 2011

Rosenberg Syndrome

When with a woman, or about to be with a woman, your penis shrinks so as to prevent performance

or

blowing way too early so that your girlfriend leaves you as soon as she sees it, also called Pulling a Rosenberg

Isaac: Dude I heard that guy couldn't get hard for his smoking hot girlfriend.

Shay-Shay: Ya man he's got the Rosenberg Syndrome so bad!

by Messy A May 5, 2011

sideline syndrome

sideline syndrome is the common pain one begins to feel in their legs from standing too long, usually caused by lack of playing time in sports and most common in football

"I haven't played once and its the third quarter"-John
"better look out for sideline syndrome, it could hit any minute now"-Bill

by ddbr224 September 18, 2010