Sam pulls hella bongs every day! Seems really shy at first but the more you get to know him the more you realise how much more you laugh and smile. Sam is very sarcastic at times but it sure makes you laugh. He takes a while to open up but when he finally does all you see is a beautiful soul that has a couple scratch’s. You can tell him anything and everything and your words will be kept safe.
by Mystery girl in the world September 21, 2021

A great gym partner who is an absolute gym rat. His deadlift is phenomenal and his belt is even better. BIG Football guy.
by Jim Nantz 69 July 19, 2018

Two fun girls who will rock your world (separately). They love drinking and are great potential trophy wives. #daddy
by Mehehehehehi January 2, 2022

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes
by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021

by Don’t tell me what to do May 25, 2019

A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older
Sam isn't funny
by anonymous April 30, 2023
