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Ryan martinie 

World's top bassist from band mudvayne and a gym bro
Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro

Ryan Reynolds 

The hottest man alive boys turn gay over him and all the lady’s want him
Have you seen Ryan Reynolds he’s the hottest dude ever
Ryan Reynolds by anonymous June 21, 2022

Ryan’s hair 

Naturally red with no hints of blonde whatsoever
Ryan claims that his hair is blonde…. Ryan’s hair is red
Ryan’s hair by Yahdidkdd July 1, 2022

Ryan - Muff Cabbage 

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.
I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

Ryan Asian Gummy

Ryan Asian Gummy is such an amazing person
Ryan Asian Gummy by MoyArmy:) July 23, 2022

Ryan David 

The life of the party - Ryan David is a social butterfly whose character and charisma make him incredibly attractive and extraordinarily lovable. If you have the chance to meet Ryan David you’ll soon find yourself wondering, ‘do I want to be with him or simply be him?’ It must be warned though…

A guy with two first names is always bad news ;)
Can you please tell Ryan David to stop hitting on every twink in the bar, isn’t one enough!?
Ryan David by Sparkle.pony July 28, 2022