Rule 42 

If it’s a flavor, someone has vaped it.

Props to you if you know where this is from.

F1: Do you have expressed anal gland vape juice?
F2: Yeah, I got some.
F1: Can you mix that anal gland juice with this onion?
F2: Damn bro, you a juiceologist?
F3: What the fuck is wrong with these people... Rule 42 knows no bounds.

Rule 42 by Bruhsepphu May 10, 2020

Rule Number One 

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

Rule Number One by HoolioG July 10, 2020

rule 11 

no ghost

person one: ghost
other person: no. rule 11 ):<

rule 11 by annnnnnnah October 22, 2020

Runescape veteran 

One who has fallen, into the pit of addiction and cannot; let go of this game. No matter how hard they try, how much they do, they will never stop playing.

Ever since i started playing, i realised the true definition of a "Runescape veteran".
A veteran given no honor for his 13year commitment to the game; what a shame.

Runescape veteran by GD_Owl October 28, 2020

Rule 231212 

Never read The Communist Manifesto on the toilet.

I'm gonna read the Communist Manifesto on the toilet.
No, dude! "Rule 231212!"

Rule 231212 by Great Spot November 16, 2020

rule 6083 

If anything exits there is gacha life of it

Rule 6083 has the most cursed stuff, anything can be a gacha

rule 6083 by 0/T3ch January 11, 2021

Rule 2334567 

There are only 1001 rules on the internet. If you looked this up you a fucking idiot

Hey John what’s Rule 2334567 of the internet

Jim you have to be the dumbest person to exist on the dying rock

Rule 2334567 by Professional Dumbass February 11, 2021