Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021

Mirny Riesin

The worlds most amazing and loving person in this whole entire world, if you’re friends with her. Then you’ve got yourself a number 1 ticket to an amazing person. She hangs out with her friend, John all the time.

“Mirny Riesin, you’re better than all of them, did you know that..?”

“I never knew that..”
“Thanks, John..”

by John (Friends with Mirny) March 18, 2021

Mayne Riesin

She used to be good friends with Mirny Riesin, but sadly they broke up. She usually wears raggedy clothing. She likes to look at tanks a lot. But, she isn’t used as much as the Amazing Mirny Riesin

“I love you, Mayne Riesin..”

“And I love you too..”
“Are we in a relationship now..?”

“Yes, yes we are Mayne.”

by John (Friends with Mirny) March 18, 2021

Unisex Riesentaube

One of the swaggiest ssexy swag people in this cruel cruel world.
Aliases include Luci, Lucy, Schatzibebisch, the bestie, smutgirlhuch or Neck Chest Porn Girl

"Have you heard about Unisex Riesentaube? They're supposedly the creator of the famous Neck Chest Porn Girl!"
"Yes, they're my best friend!"

by Penislurch420 March 29, 2021

Band-Rider

A Band-Rider is a person that goes along with what everyone else is saying or thinking never coming up with any individual thought. You can also become a major Band-Rider by always going for the sports team that wins BUT once they start losing you jump off the Bandwagon waiting to jump back on another one.

You are such band-rider you only like The Lakers when they are winning.

by Dimegirl April 10, 2021

Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit

Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.

by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021

Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest

To "ride" your girl/boyfriend like a freight hopper would

Yeah I "Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest" with Sarah last night.

by AR15 2005 April 20, 2021