by Borisla December 8, 2018

When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).
He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.
by GayShell January 13, 2024

"Are you ready to leave?"
"Hang on I just need to put on my pants" - (incorrect)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pance" - (correct)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pants" - (incorrect)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pance" - (correct)
by mralwayscorrect no cap November 19, 2020

by Shqipe wit a shotgun March 20, 2017

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.
Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.
by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023

by mnp123 July 1, 2009

That mean girl in high school who discovered crystals. She thinks she is an “empath” because she felt bad for another human being. One time. Probably has an arrow/dream catcher/elephant tattoo. Aspires to go to Thailand one day.
Brody’s girlfriend is a total elephant pants, she finds meaning to life by sharing inspirational quotes on instagram.
by BAH549 June 24, 2019
