Punched in the face

Did Emma get punched in the face!? Ha! Is there a video of that!?

Hym "When did you get punched in the face!? What did you say immediately before getting punched in the face?"

by Hym Iam July 03, 2024

Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."

I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza

by Steve Beats October 09, 2019

everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.

Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

by PedroOpposume June 01, 2021

punch my gut

Slang expression for "punch my stomache".

Yo',punch my gut!

by DarkMagicPaul96 September 03, 2009

Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch

They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!

by TNDSE May 23, 2019

trailer park punch

1 part vodka, 1 part Hawaiian punch, 1 part mountain dew

I had a big cup of trailer park punch when I realized this guy's got it all figured out, dang Seve Wilkos is the shit!

by holyreality November 25, 2014

chocolate punch

Similar to the Chocolate Shank but the punch is an upper cut to the anus.

John was about to shit on my foot so I gave him a chocolate punch.

by uucpd December 20, 2012