Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.

Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.

by Naminator33 February 16, 2022

Pool-dle Poo

(noun)

ˈpo͞ol-dəl ˌpo͞o

The act of sneakily placing dog poop into a swimming pool’s skimmer basket—usually as revenge, a prank, or just straight-up HOA anarchy. Gross, bold, and oddly satisfying.

“When the neighbor let his dog bark at 6am all week, I hit him with a Pool-dle Poo. He’ll think twice before touching the chlorine tabs.”

by Kyguardsman2000 July 23, 2025

Poo face

The face you pull when you have to strain harder than normal to take a shit.

Ruby had poo face trying to push out a stubborn turd.

by Joely F May 15, 2023

Sam Is A Poo Head

Samuel Michael Farkas Is A Poo Head

Hey Sam Is A Poo Head

by I LIKE CHEEZITS September 17, 2021

fried mouse poo

Crusty dry poo.

Fried mouse poo is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023

poo

A brown consistency that come out of your bum hole: you can get it in;

Sloppy

Rocky
Chunky
Liquid

And more

Son: Mom i did a poo
Mom: oh it’s a mixture of liquid and rocky

by stupidityisyourmum October 17, 2021

Poo Manchu

The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.

I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.

by Captain Rockso November 17, 2024