The act of getting sexually aroused by rolling around heaping piles of powderd milk while wearing leggings and bunny ears.
by whatsyourpseudonym? December 11, 2016

Dave:hey what was that guy doing?
james Mc evans: he just pants schnooganed
Dave: oh i get it :D
PANTS SCHNOOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
james Mc evans: he just pants schnooganed
Dave: oh i get it :D
PANTS SCHNOOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by THEBOMBDOTCOM November 10, 2012

by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022

When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.
Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.
by Doodoofart January 5, 2020

I am currently dating Whiplash Pants.
Sew Also: Yancey pants,
Addicted to Angela Lansbury Porn.
See: Shelby or Fat Baby.
Also, My Ass and my Love
Sew Also: Yancey pants,
Addicted to Angela Lansbury Porn.
See: Shelby or Fat Baby.
Also, My Ass and my Love
by Whiplash by Richard Jeff Yance March 28, 2022

When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric
Sorry mate, I have to go home and change me trousers, Jordan just gave me a pant anal in the men’s bathroom
by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023
