mary <3

omg she’s literally perfect in everyway possible >_< <3333 i love you so much

i want to spend the rest of my life with you! >.<
i love u mary <3

by lucidiscool March 18, 2021

Maris

The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.

Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs

by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023

Marie

A true shithead, one that is a constant pain in the ass.

She’s acting like a real marie today

by Turtlejay57 December 31, 2021

Krystal mary white

A bad bitch. Strong minded big booty. Beautiful blue eyes.

Krystal Mary white likes to have big booty

by Kmw1919 August 28, 2023

Rose Mary

It's me, I'm unique.

Rose Mary is the only one who has a name like this because others are named Rosemary, Rose Marie etc.

by .-. -- ... - March 9, 2022

Mari

A girl who got pushed down the stairs by her brother.

"Ayo the pizza here!" - Not Mari

by NotSunnyAtAll August 16, 2021

Worship Mari Day

On the 10th of april you must worship my girlfriend named, Mari. If you do not worship her your is the dumb.
On this day you absolutely MUST worship her. If you do not comply, I will come to your house and sliAnyway, make sure to worship mari!

We should worship mari today!

Worship Mari Day is very good! :)

by Roulleterisk April 10, 2022