Shitty Mary

A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.

“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”

‘Oh yeah?’

“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”

by Fiendish English August 25, 2022

Bloody Mary

The act of having sex with a girl on her period and smothering your bloody dick all over her face. Guys in a relationship with a Mary does this to her ever night.

Joseph gave his girl the Bloody Mary every night much to God’s disgust.

by DaSluttyMary February 23, 2019

Worship Mari Day

On the 10th of april you must worship my girlfriend named, Mari. If you do not worship her your is the dumb.
On this day you absolutely MUST worship her. If you do not comply, I will come to your house and sliAnyway, make sure to worship mari!

We should worship mari today!

Worship Mari Day is very good! :)

by Roulleterisk April 10, 2022

Mary Leamon

The kindest and most caring girl out there. She is always looking out for her friends and wants the best for everyone! She donates millions of dollars to countless charities every year. D1 rower and top Saint Joseph Academy athlete. THE JUICE AIN'T WORTH THE SQUEEZE IF THE JUICE DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!

Person 1: You're so smart, like Mary Leamon!
Person 2: No way! That's the best compliment ever!

by anonymous October 25, 2022

Marie

A mean scary bitch.
Marie's usually target young children walking on their way home.
Marie's cannot be trusted

Marie’s are the definition of bitchy

by Hagopthegod123 June 21, 2023

Faith Marie

a pussy ass bitch whos toxic af and lets people bully you but when someone bullies her you stick up for her like a good friend. if you see this faith, fuck you!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕

me: shut up faith marie you're so dramatic
faith: I HATE YOU IM CRYING RN IM TELLING MY MY MOM AND WE WILL TELL THE PRINCIPAL BUT IM GOING TO SAY THAT TO ONE OF YOUR GOOD FRIENDS AND ACT LIKE SHE WONT TELL YOU

by sketchyfr June 29, 2020

Mary

Mary is the most loving and sweet girl in the world. Whilst sometimes she may come across as quiet, once you really know her, you’ll wish you’d have always known her. She sticks beside you no matter what and loves you more than anything, no matter who you are.

She that girl. She look kinda quiet.

That’s Mary! She the best.

by TaterTotter88 July 28, 2025