Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Get the Jake Piper's third lawmug. 
Get the co-grandaunt-in-lawmug. during gamete formation the alleles for each gene segregate from each other so that each gamete carries only one allele for each gene.
by 420LAD$$ August 18, 2017
Get the law of segregationmug. Spouse's great-grandnibling's spouse.
My co-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-great-grandnibling-in-lawmug. Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P
I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the Murphy's Law of Attentivenessmug. When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.
Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.
Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?
Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?
Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022
Get the Patch's Lawmug. If it's mainstream it's fake.
"I saw a pic of Canada's PM Trudeau, his deputy PM, and several other top MPs visit a concert in Ukraine."
"Oh, that's fake."
"How do you know?"
"Arm's Law."
"Oh, that's fake."
"How do you know?"
"Arm's Law."
by helloboots May 9, 2022
Get the Arm's Lawmug.