jake miller

jake miller is a person that can be very confusing. a person that is very easy to fall in love with, a person worth dying for, and a person who deserves the best this world has got. don’t mess up because if you do then jake miller will hurt you worse. despite the pain caused , you will still love this man with every ounce of your body, witch can be very frustrating.

“hey do you know jake miller?”
“yeah i heard he is into blondes”

by teenybamboo April 10, 2022

Jake Schlaerth

Jake Schlaerth is a talented armonica player that can be found on YouTube.

Jake Schlaerth is the best harmonica player on earth.

by AlexKim March 01, 2019

Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021

Jake's mom

A huge whore

Jonny, wow look at that its Jake's mom,
What a whore

by Mrppman April 28, 2020

Jakes mom

Biggest titted person in the world

Jakes mom has a big ass and tits

by SUSMAS-IS-FUN.COM November 10, 2021

Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.

Jake: “I’m never drinking again”
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma”

by Fish20 February 18, 2023

Jake Wight

A boy who shits on the floor at school in seventh grade and often rides his motorbike around girls houses yelling the “n” word when not invited to their end of the year party.

Jake Wight has a minuscule penis and always has an erection when seeing his motorbike.

by Racon Earbuds June 06, 2020