Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree
by Sarah from Colorado August 9, 2015
Get the jake cowperthwaitmug. The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
Get the A Jake Brightmanmug. "Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.
by beanebabeabebabenabdsandkjblds June 8, 2021
Get the Jakemug. this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
Get the jakemug. by Isuckpussy🍼 August 4, 2023
Get the jake paulmug. 
Get the Jakemug.