Yo you ever heard of that Michael Jordan guy? I swear, if he got another 3 or 4 chips, he'd be at David Udoh status.
by mr.laurynhill April 11, 2022
by Daveman8777 February 09, 2022
David Tepper doesn't want to win a Super Bowl more than the Carolina Panthers, Jerry Richardson, or the fans of the Carolina Panthers. Anybody that believes that has been mislead. He's just a rich guy from Pittsburgh (with deeper pockets than most people that buy a sports franchise) that bought the team, big fuckin deal.
David Tepper has convinced some fans of the Panthers that he's their kind of guy, the Panther's fan's Panther's fan, but he doesn't give a fuck about what you give a fuck about, he doesn't give a fuck about you. He's always had a financial interest in mind since he bought the team.
by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022
A guy who seems to enjoy keeping people on edge, then doing something to make them think he's one of them, and not a feudal lord or king in a castle.
by Solid Mantis March 19, 2020
If this word is used that means you're about to get finessed really bad or that you already got finessed by a David.
by You're daughter favorite daddy January 29, 2017
David Jules is the ultimate French you want to avoid. He doesn’t talk much, but he certainly catches your attention. He is intelligent, calm and tough. He takes opportunities that life brings along. You might accidentally fall in love with him without noticing. You don’t want to get too close to him cause it’s better to keep him as a lover, just like an old movie that you want to watch again time to time.
David Jules? Your middle name is Jules?
by Belea November 22, 2021
A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).
“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”
“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024