David

David is a great guy, he is sportiv and alway a chill guy you want to be around. But be careful cause he might trip because auf his enormous nose!

Girl: oh your name is David right
David:how do you know this
Girl:oh your nose says enough

by Nixhtausfreiburg November 23, 2021

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David

Narcissistic, toxic, conflict seeker. Self obsessed.

He's a narcissist. Is his name David?

by Yourmomandyourdad November 23, 2021

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Davide

A fucking hot latino guy that always listens to metal with his headphones.

Omg look at that boy! He is a Davide

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Literally the Strongest person known to man Kind. David’s are always hench and spend most of the time at the gym

David is Hench

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A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!

A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.

A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.

O have you seen David?

- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!

We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!

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