I was watching a porno where these two chicks make out and have sex for 20 minutes when the surprise cock showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.
by Eric Ha March 30, 2015
Get the surprise cock mug.To get cock blocked by another man. An act of desperation made by a loner who will look at no means in order to step up from being a third wheeler in order to prevent you from reaching endless orgasms, so he can then make his move. Also known as pulling a Trivs.
Ferdinand wanted to have a go at blondie but he was cock blocked by Jerome all night. Jerome pulled a trivs on Ferdiand.
by Americanplayboy69 April 6, 2015
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Guy: "Well my girlfriend is sleeping, don't want her to miss breakfast. Wake up sunshine!"
*Sticks his moner into her vagina*
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Guy: "There is your alarm cock. I'm glad to see you awake."
Guy: "Well my girlfriend is sleeping, don't want her to miss breakfast. Wake up sunshine!"
*Sticks his moner into her vagina*
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Guy: "There is your alarm cock. I'm glad to see you awake."
by RileyFish April 22, 2015
Get the Alarm Cock mug.When your beer is at the halfway point in the glass or can, and you can’t seem to drink any more. Originates from the Modelo can which pictures a lion, a lion whose cock is about at the halfway mark of the drink.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin July 17, 2019
Get the Lion’s Cocking mug.A game where two men place socks on their cocks. The two men begin to shake their cocks around until one of the socks fall. The winner is the man who shook of his sock.
by Dr. Duce November 30, 2019
Get the Sock Cock mug.When two naked men wrestle each other and see who can stick their dick in the other person’s ass first.
Person 1: “Hey Bill, why are you walking strangely?”
Person 2: “Sorry Sam, I lost a cock fight yesterday.”
Person 2: “Sorry Sam, I lost a cock fight yesterday.”
by TheLastDoughnut September 13, 2019
Get the Cock Fight mug.One thing too many that breaks the spirit. Rooted in gang bang lore where someone who was already handling three cocks sees a fourth cock come in to their vision. There are no holes left.
by Higher0phant February 15, 2020
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