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Low blow

She gave me a low blow in the movie next to her family
by Schoolplaynerd March 10, 2018
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blowing a tranny

1) Performing oral sex on a transgender woman who still has a penis (see also: MtF, Shemale, Futanari)
2) Catastrophic failure of the transmission in your car or truck
When a Ford owner says "blowing a tranny" it means his truck needs a new gearbox, when a Subaru owner says that, it means something else...
by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024
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Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"
by AuWins57 July 22, 2008
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Bottle blowing

When a woman is so sexually frustrated and deprived she resorts to blowing a glass beer bottle. This usually comes before using it as a dildo.
I caught my sister bottle blowing yes day and I was disgusted and slightly turned on at the same time.
by Whitakersauce12 June 3, 2017
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blow torch

It's where you get a blow job from a burn victim
I finally got a blow torch lastnight from that burnt lady
by wolfdick33 September 13, 2016
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it just might blow

when someone throhs trash in your yard and you tell them to get rid of it and they kick it to thwe street there's a chance it may blow into your yard again
hey dude get that out of here
its trash dude
so i have to pay for that
fine .... there its in the street
dude it just might blow
by scott wigington January 26, 2008
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GONNA-BLOW

A word used whens someone or something is literally going to blow or figuratively going to blow.
GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM HE'S GONNA-BLOW.
Dude it feels like my head is gonna-blow
by 🐛🐛🐛 March 31, 2024
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