by pooter man May 17, 2010

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
by AuWins57 July 22, 2008

When a woman is so sexually frustrated and deprived she resorts to blowing a glass beer bottle. This usually comes before using it as a dildo.
I caught my sister bottle blowing yes day and I was disgusted and slightly turned on at the same time.
by Whitakersauce12 June 3, 2017

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a bot projectile out of your nose
by HauseBabes January 23, 2024

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024
