American Swim

Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.

by Tamss June 8, 2021

Geographic-american

A protected race of people who are citizens of the United States of America who don't like America. Characteristics may include:
- Being triggered by or burning America's flag.
- Kneeling for America's national anthem.
- Wanting to remake America's Constitution.

- Expressing disappointment in America, its founding and its holidays.
- Wanting American history canceled so no one else can learn about it.
- Cheering on any restrictions on their own liberty.

A new poll shows that 85% of geographic-americans want mask mandates to continue indefinitely.

by Darkthunder75 June 15, 2021

American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or the last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Usually from a strong bloodline and generational wealth.

Met this Engineer at work today, he was a total Jake. Talk about The American Dream..

by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024

American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Primarily born into a strong bloodline and generational wealth.

Man, I met this Engineer named Jake the other day. Talk about The American Dream…

by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024

American Pieing

The act of having sexual intercourse with a pie, followed by being caught by your father who may or may not be Eugene Levy

“I was American Pieing on the weekend, It was very messy”

“What circular fruit or meat filled pastry is best fit for American Pieing”

by Itzbailz November 16, 2024

American Mut

“An American Mut is someone who grapples with their identity, navigating the complexity of their heritage through the lenses of cultural and biological validity.”

Guest: "Where are you from?"

Server: "Oh, I'm from California."

Guest: "No, I mean what is your ethnicity and cultural background?"

Server: "Oh I'm an American Mut so ethnically I can identify with a lot, but culturally I predominantly present as Mexican American."

by Ander Setab November 25, 2024

American bitch

An American that acts like a bitch by being selfish, and cruel to people.

Any American that’s verbally be cruel to people is an American bitch.

by DemonPeachxBlade November 30, 2024