American

Me

I'm American.

by glizzygobbl_rr May 22, 2021

American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021

American Football

literally the definition of rugby for wimps

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps

by Lol_hahah11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021

toxic americanism

to americanize something so much to the point that it is a watered down version of what it was originally.

this is a case of toxic americanism.

by bernie sakes August 30, 2021

American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

American Swim

Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.

by Tamss June 8, 2021

Geographic-american

A protected race of people who are citizens of the United States of America who don't like America. Characteristics may include:
- Being triggered by or burning America's flag.
- Kneeling for America's national anthem.
- Wanting to remake America's Constitution.

- Expressing disappointment in America, its founding and its holidays.
- Wanting American history canceled so no one else can learn about it.
- Cheering on any restrictions on their own liberty.

A new poll shows that 85% of geographic-americans want mask mandates to continue indefinitely.

by Darkthunder75 June 15, 2021