Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.
This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.
This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.
by DerpGod January 16, 2022
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a boy who’s a big dick with a small pickle
Named his testicles the Jim and ben
BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop
Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it
Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS
Named his testicles the Jim and ben
BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop
Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it
Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS
by i am a persn April 4, 2021
Get the Jakemug. "Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.
by beanebabeabebabenabdsandkjblds June 8, 2021
Get the Jakemug. The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
Get the A Jake Brightmanmug. Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree
by Sarah from Colorado August 9, 2015
Get the jake cowperthwaitmug. Jake is an interesting person who has a large ego especially when kids tell him he’s great. He likes to be the best at everything and if you fall he’ll fall over laughing at you. He can be annoying but also the nicest guy to be around. He snaps back in under a minute so if you need a friend snap him. He tends to get close to you and then pull away when he feels any emotion. He skis a little funny and is kinda like a grandpa
Jake sucks balls
Jake sucks balls
A ANNOYING MOTHER FUCKER jake
by Whiteshoe April 5, 2024
Get the Jakemug.