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Jake

Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.

This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.
A: Who is that stupid kid?
B: Oh, that is Jake, he is a bad person.
by DerpGod January 16, 2022
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Jake

Jake is a boy who’s a big dick with a small pickle

Named his testicles the Jim and ben

BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop

Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it

Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS
Guy: why are you like this
Jake: I’m a jake tahts what I do
by i am a persn April 4, 2021
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Jake

Jake is bot.
by Jimm12245653 April 17, 2019
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Jake

"Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.
Ezra: Wow he's being such a Jake, Ruben!
Ruben: Yeah, that guy is a MAJOR Jake!
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A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
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jake cowperthwait

Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree
Watch out for Jake Cowperthwait tonight.
by Sarah from Colorado August 9, 2015
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Jake

Jake is an interesting person who has a large ego especially when kids tell him he’s great. He likes to be the best at everything and if you fall he’ll fall over laughing at you. He can be annoying but also the nicest guy to be around. He snaps back in under a minute so if you need a friend snap him. He tends to get close to you and then pull away when he feels any emotion. He skis a little funny and is kinda like a grandpa

Jake sucks balls
by Whiteshoe April 5, 2024
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