Toms opinion

An grumpy, negative opinion on all walks of life

Typical Toms opinion thought process

by 1905steven December 10, 2022

alwin tom

plays chess very well but not that much of a pro..loves his boy gang and always wants to hang out with 'em. His best friend is also an Alwin

Alwin tom is boring

by Sicillian May 31, 2021

Tom Holland

One gorgeous MAN who deserves the world along with all quacksons. His a smol bean that must be protected but at the same time can burst any and all ovaries.

Is that a angel from the heavens?! No, that's Tom Holland!

by fandommess December 31, 2018

Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.

"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."

by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme May 11, 2018

Tom

Mother fucking simp, but everyone is scared of him!! Hottest guy in the school, plays footy and probably smokes.

Does Tom have a girlfriend?

Idk I’d be too scared to talk to him!

by Can ableism September 14, 2021

Tom Brady

My man really hatched out of an egg.

Tom Brady has hatched!

by ShaquelleOatmeal July 31, 2021

Tom

Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.

Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.

by EdgarWasTaken July 31, 2020