Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.

He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !

by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023

Car

For some unknown reason, it's a Cat.
Introduced in late 2023, people started referring to cats as Cars.

My car can sing.
My car has drip.

by Carcansing March 24, 2024

cigarette car

A car (mainly from the 2000s) that's beat up, has taco bell wrappers all over the floor and reeks of cigarette smoke smell.

"dude, look at that ford focus, paint on the hood chippin off, looks like a cigarette car."

by Hector_833 June 29, 2024

Car

A small group of friends or like-minded people; originally prison slang.

Those guys have the best car in the whole joint.

by RadicalMilieu October 10, 2022

car bar

having to go out to your car whenever you want to drink/smoke because you live in a sorority house

hey, car bar tonight before the frats?

by pussyboss24 September 26, 2023

Car

It's just a cat
Started as a typo but now used as slang for cat when typing in a comment section

In a comment section: "I love all the orange cars"

by Yababa December 30, 2023

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by anonymous June 8, 2022