ride the one legged pony 

Fucking

Hey girl wanna ride the one legged pony?

ride the one legged pony by lddc March 28, 2015

curse of the onegin 

When you have only fucked one person and too much time has passed without fucking a second person and you start to develop feelings for your first that you would rather not have but you do. You also develop pmsing episides that did not exist in the days of carefree virginity. You start to feel nostalgic for the days of virginity.

I lost my virginity to this girl four months ago and I haven't scored a second one yet and now my unfortunate feelings for her are developing and I get episodes of pmsing. Yep, this is the curse of the onegin.

curse of the onegin by Galactos April 16, 2015

killing the orange juice 

Putting your mouth on the orange juice container intended for the whole household and drinking until there is barely any left then putting it back.

I woke up hungover as shit and walked straight to the fridge for a drink. Not seeing my whole family behind me killing the orange juice.

killing the orange juice by Webstar's ugly brother June 21, 2015

training the ol' Weedle 

A Pokémon joke implying masturbation.

A: "So what're you doing tonight?"
B: "I'll be training the ol' Weedle."

training the ol' Weedle by theh0peful August 12, 2015

facing the other way 

To face the opposite direction

Whisp you are not looking at me stop facing the other way

facing the other way by Panel December 30, 2015

checking the oil level 

Putting your finger in a woman's vagina to see if she is wet

I was checking the oil level on lisa lastnight it was a little low

checking the oil level by Holsackak February 28, 2016

Letting the octopus out

"Letting the octopus out", correlates the manner in which a friend will look when he is using all 8 of his limbs to consume drinks furiously .

"Bill is really letting the octopus out tonight!"

Letting the octopus out by Jubilee B August 29, 2016