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silk milk

Dude 1: I like to drink Silk milk
Dude 2: eww, that's gross.
by Anotomoose January 22, 2018
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real milk hours

A time of day from 11Pm to any determined time where one posts milk in the discord
Mods are asleep, it's real milk hours, post milk.
by The Milk Producer January 30, 2018
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Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
by Bestly May 4, 2018
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Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018
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Milked his cow

When one gives a guy a handjob
"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"
by brian6015 February 10, 2018
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milking

Similar to milking a cow but in joke form. When you milk a joke so hard just for attention. Sometimes in worse cases it can be rehearsed in the first place.
Person: *says a joke*
*everyone laughs*
-some time later-
Person: *repeats joke again*
Everyone: Wow you're really milking that joke, it wasn't even funny in the first place.
by soxy February 10, 2018
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Powdered Milk

The action if snorting cocaine off of a persons breasts.
Guy: "I got some Powdered Milklast night."

Guy2: "Man you should have invited me"

Girl: "Hey you want some Powdered Milk."
Guy: "Fuck yeah!"
by Atrosi May 5, 2018
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