Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.

Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

Ice cream orgy

Using ice cream as lube for sex and/or an orgy.

We cuddled all night to keep warm after our Ice cream orgy

by Dr.totallyreal PHD May 13, 2022

Boston cream pie

When Gronk is fucking Tom Brady’s ass but of course he’s wearing a condom because it’s safer that way. But then he’s super excited and he is about to come! He takes the condom off and spikes it super hard on the ground then comes inside Tom’s ass. Tom complains because it’s not part of his diet and the TB12 way. But those are the breaks with a Boston cream pie!

Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).

by Tomgronk October 2, 2021

Cream Show

A particularly profitable venture. Commonly used by those that work in the wilds of Canada, such as loggers, tree-planters, drillers, land surveyors and geophysicists.

That contract was an absolute cream show, everybody made money and got home before Christmas.

by extylerma March 10, 2023

Cream Dev

There’s only One dev, To cream, Three words, For you. It’s Cream Dev.

Person 1: Cream dev, Crean dev, Cream dev...
Person 2 (joining in): ...CREAM DEV, CREAM DEV

by Cargon February 20, 2020

Cream of Cami

A wonderful soup for all to enjoy, made out of Camis cream. Cream of Cami has a wonderful consistency, and a sweet salty flavor. It is especially good at coating your throat when you feel you may be getting sick.

To make cream of Cami, simply take a bowl of Camis cream and cook it In soup pan on medium-high heat. Add one cup of blue cap 2% Umpqua milk for every 5 cups of Camis cream. Cook for 5-6 minutes, and stir in regular intervals. Allow it to settle for 2 minutes, serve, and enjoy Camis cream!

(Note: You will need a Cami in order to make cream of Cami. Craigslist is a good place to search for the ingredients)

"I'm not feeling very well. My throats scratchy, and I think I may be getting sick"

"Don't worry honey, I'll make you some cream of Cami to sooth your throat"

by Seanathin Matlockathin December 30, 2024

mashed potato ice cream cone effect

The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar

I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect

by cranioDan11 May 2, 2021