post nut

Same as hindsight. Someone says they knew something all along after receiving information but they actually know nothing.

Woman: What's your sign?
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.

by PapasFritas March 22, 2023

Post-Salem Depression

A state of sadness/mental instability after leaving Salem College, where you had the best time of your life.

„Why are you so sad?“
„I just graduated and miss my friends, I have Post-Salem Depression“

by Blablabla1810 July 31, 2021

Post-Spacetime Extranaturalism

Post-Spacetime Extranaturalism, also Post-Spacetime Supernaturalism, is a philosophical worldview that holds that the supernatural, also extranatural and paranormal, exists beyond spacetime, where several or all elements related to religion, spirituality, esoterics, occultism, metaphysics and extraphysics, such as spirits, souls, consciousness, afterlife, reincarnation, extraphysical mechanics, divinity, gods, deities, spiritual beings and extraphysical life forms exist beyond spacetime and cannot be determined by things inside spacetime, but they can be felt, experienced and even accessed in spacetime, and, in some cases, bring to the spacetime by some means, such as spiritual means and technological means. Post-Spacetime extranaturalism also believes in post-spacetime extraphysicalism and post-spacetime extramaterialism, where both, extraphysicalism and extramaterialism are about what’s beyond spacetime and they are excellent to determine things beyond spacetime. Post-Spacetime Extranaturalism also rejects any notion and idea of naturalism, physicalism and materialism since it considers there are things beyond spacetime and it says there are 99,9% of chances to exist life, properties and things beyond spacetime, such as spiritual beings, gods, deities, aliens and even things as souls, spirits, consciousness, afterlife, spiritual worlds, spiritual realities, multiverses and other extraphysical things as well.

“Post-Spacetime Extranaturalism is an interesting theory, it might be good on the understanding of what’s beyond spacetime and even encourage people to study what’s beyond spacetime, even it might take a lot of time until post-spacetime studies and technology start to being developed.”

by Full Monteirism June 1, 2021

post this on ig reels

This means that what you post was so idiotic that you have to be clowned on instagram reels. On instagram reels people make harder jokes about you and its somewhat amusing.

“Post this on ig reels 😭”

by Jellywasmadeinalab November 20, 2023

Post-call perineum (PCP)

When you've been up all day and night taking care of patients and your taint stanks.

Bri: Yo man, what the fuck's that smell?!
Me: Sorry, bruh. I've been up all night taking care of patients. Got some mad post-call perineum (PCP).

by Rolandoman December 29, 2015

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy wants to fake several instances of prom with females.

Did you hear they canceled prom this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, are you free for prom pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, I'm always free for jimmy posting!

by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021