New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)

Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”

by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018

set a bird on fire

Animal cruelty.

See also: kicking the dog

HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST SET A BIRD ON FIRE! PETA'S GONNA FUCK YOU OVER, BRUV!

by Verdigris May 13, 2018

fire hydrant

the definition for the first american moon landing

"i think the fire hydrant was fake"

by daxx3106 June 7, 2018

fire tan

A fire tan is when one sits close to a fire and experiences a slight tan due to the fire. (Don’t be confused for a burn)

Oh boy! Will you have a very nice FIRE TAN going right now.

by Smatus June 10, 2018

FIRE CRACKER

1. A Small Firework That Has A Fuse Where You Light And Watch It fire up for around 8 seconds
2. A Angry Redneck

1. (Lights Fire Cracker Then Throws Them At Grandpa while he's resting on rocker)
2. WHERE DA' FUCK MAH BEER GO MOTHERTRUCKER!?!?!?!

by Dill Kosh December 25, 2017

barn fire

When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.

"Last night the glow stick broke in Tina's ass and I had to give her the ol' barn fire."

by Owl Sphincter December 27, 2017

Neo Fire Sonic

a great mugen creator that is a cool dude/lady/person/thing

"dude Neo Fire Sonic is the best"
"Yeah Dud"

by A FUCkING IDIOOOT December 31, 2017