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New American Dream

Three hots (meals) and a cot (bed).
I wanted a mansion overlooking a bay, but now that I'm broke, homeless, and fucked-up, I'd settle for three hots and a cot, my New American Dream.
by Daily Planet Reporter August 28, 2012
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BEJROVBREASTS BEJROVBOOTYS AMERICAN GANBJRASTERS

Bending over breasts Bending over bootys Bending over Ass's American ganbjrasters by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started bejrovbreasts bejrovbootys American ganBJrasters. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 6, 2024
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Americanitis

A US citizen who is most likely over 300 pounds and eats lots of McDonald’s
American: want to hang out sometime?
Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(
by Not si April 12, 2022
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American Oligarchy

The billionaires and the puppet politicians they installed who ruined Western civilization through wars and dividing & conquering people with extremist positions.

The American version of the Iranian Mullahs.
It took the American population way too fuckin long to realize the American Oligarchy is 100% gay. When are you going to stop listening to some queen on TV being fed lines to promote another queen? The stupid era of America's corrupt two party system is over.
by Publius0987 April 9, 2025
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American Internet

It is fast af
Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.
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nigger boss American

The Real New New is the most nigger boss American.
by The Real New New September 22, 2018
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American Flagging

When you give them a Russian candy cane while choking her until she’s blue.
Yo bro I’m American Flagging this girl tonight.
by calethewhale00 May 14, 2025
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