Jiselle poopy pants

this is an extraterrestrial urban legend about a gorilla that likes to throw its poop at other people.

People say no one has survived after seeing this creature

"Don't ever make fun of Jiselle poopy pants or else you will feel her wrath."

by sahirahbro July 30, 2025

pants schnoz

1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.

Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"

by loffdawg November 5, 2013

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"

by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

pants

you wear ‘em

“Are those pants your wearing?”
“Yes,”

by sun stoke April 12, 2022

Pig pants

An itch you can’t scratch

Bought myself a hog, had pig pants for a week!

by The dirty N November 22, 2020

America's Pants

Mexico. References the fact that it's geographically directly below the USA. Similar to America's hat, the term for Canada.

Canada: America's hat
Mexico: America's pants

by not a normal man April 10, 2025

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011