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Boff-Job

When a female performs deep-throat fellatio on a man too soon after she has eaten and as a result she regurgitates or ‘boffs’ her stomach contents onto the man’s genitalia.
Matt: Sandra started sucking my wang while we were driving home from dinner and after I slammed her head down too far she boffed all over my cock. It was rank, I had to scrape all her dinner out from my boxers. I think I’m gonna have to dump the bitch.

John: Yeah, no relationship can survive a boff-job
by Sac-Twang April 23, 2011
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Non-Job

Non-Job:

employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)
"No, that's a total Non-Job, you want kids right? Think about how they would feel?!"

"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"

" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"

"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."
by good attention July 31, 2013
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whoa job

A blow job of considerable importance, such as one from a superior at work.
Stan: Mrs. Speets wants to talk to me after the meeting about an important project in the works.

Tim: Oh yeah, huh? Maybe it's the O'Reilly merger?

Stan: Probably. And once I seal that deal I'm hoping for a whoa job.
by UmmmHowsThat September 11, 2009
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jar job

Filling a jar with fecal matter and inserting ones penis in it as a substitute for genitalia (fucking a jar full of shit).
Anthony loves his nightly jar job.
by Martyrdom February 5, 2016
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A Steve Jobs

This is a modified version of the Hot Carl. Except this is completed while two individuals are speaking to one another on their iPhone's using the application FaceTime. While speaking to one another, one of the two people will proceed to defecate on their iPhone. Thus, performing an electronic version of the Hot Carl
Earlier today I was talking with my girlfriend over FaceTime and gave her a Steve Jobs. She loved it!
by Pyriel66 June 24, 2011
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KANK JOB

when a male with huge kankles or a CJ bends a guy over n fit there foot in there asshole until his kankle gets suffocated and explodes creating kankle jizz or a duey
CJ: Guys i lost my leg in a nasty KANK JOB bro
by JrBundyClan09 June 21, 2009
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snow job

the act of giving your partner head in public and right before you blow your load your jam your dick in snow and put it back in there mouth and shoot all inside her mouth
wnedall: look at that honey the neighbour is giving his girl a snow job
*the neighbour waves and smiles*
by TextileSmartass November 17, 2014
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