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howler monkey

An adult beverage intended for morning consumption.

The drink consists of:
- 2 parts cerveza
- 1 part cold brew coffee
- Splash of almond milk (almond milk is recommended instead of cream as it does not have a tendency to curdle).

The resulting concoction is what tastes like a classic Yoohoo, but is alcoholic and caffeinating. A fantastic solution to a hangover.
Waitress: Hi there, can I interest you in a mimosa, bloody mary, or perhaps even a howler monkey?
Table: 1 mimosa and 3 howler monkeys please. Oh also, some water.
by radmac July 17, 2019
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Catch the monkey

Becoming angry, delirious, or crazy due to dramatic overheating.
It's so hot out here I think I'm about to catch the monkey.
by Reggie D. November 16, 2019
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Porch Monkey

A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.
Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.
by TerminalJam December 4, 2019
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attic monkey

A type of small monkey that hides in attics and sometimes will come out to throw oranges at you.
Oh snap the attic monkey threw an orange at me
by Ostrem December 11, 2019
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Lipstick Monkey

A lipstick monkey is someone who you want to kiss a lot, this is because the lipstick represents kissing and monkeys are cheeky.
Oh look over there, she’s a lipstick monkey!
by caz321 April 22, 2019
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Scraunch Monkey

A Scraunch Monkey is a hood rat ho who suddenly attempts to infiltrate your friend group with the intentions of finding weed.
Person 1 : “Hey man, you see that Scraunch Monkey over there?”

Person 2 : “Yeah, lets go tie her up and skin her alive with her grandmother’s AIDS ridden teeth while jacking off into a duck’s face!”

Person 1 : “You’re dark man. The divorce really changed you.”

Person 2 : *Blows brains out.*
by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019
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rooftop monkey

by 💀⚫️ June 14, 2019
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