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An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.
Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025
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maked up

putting on a full face of makeup and feeling cute.
all maked up and nowhere to go :(
by horyia August 25, 2021
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Make-fuck

A more aggressive/passionate form of "making love"; one that does not sound so sensitive & "lovey-dovey" yet implies the same level of emotional connection as "making love".

A less "gay" sounding form of making love.
(Your girl has just walked out in a new dress for your office party & looks amazing..)

"Daaayyum Baby! I wanna rip that dress off right now & make-fuck to you!!
by Treehousejess June 16, 2022
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The Writers Will Make It Funny

A self-deprecating reference after you've made a joke where the wording is awkward, but you still think there's a meaningful joke in there.
It's like when there's a mailman, you know, and so the dog, a Golden Retriever, it was humping his leg, down there.

... the writers will make it funny
by samois98 November 18, 2019
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making telephone stew

used to describe a person who is talking on the phone for a long time.
my boss has been making telephone stew for 1 hour during his office phone meeting...
by distinctneon3847 February 2, 2023
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Fake make

When you don't actually make the bed. Instead you just throw the comforter over the the top to make it appear made. "Fake Make"
Oh honey you made the bed today! Nope. You just did a fake make
by call me jubs September 24, 2017
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