Happy Vertical People Transporters

elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....

about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"

by 6*8=42 May 21, 2011

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happy half

When a man or woman has a beer belly, they have a happy half.

A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.

Developed from eating and drinking too much.

My baby daddy got a happy half but I still fuck with him.

Ethan went to college and got a happy half.

by c_money324 August 07, 2018

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Happy mint

Happy mint is a person that skrapes up gum from sidewalks, under tables, or any other gum thats previousley been chewed, to have the plesure of colecting or chewing it them selves.

"damn, you know that thot i met up with the other day, man it was a total turn on when i realized she was chewing gum that she found under my desk, shes a total happy mint dude"

by £xpensive February 12, 2019

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