Cunt Goblet

A nickname for a menstrual cup. Short for "Red Beard's Cunt Goblet", the absurdity of the term counteracts the discomfort of talking about menstrual products.

I can go to the gym today without worrying about leaks because I'm using my cunt goblet.

by Airi R August 22, 2019

Cunt Faggington

Someone who is just a major cunt but you want to add a little more salt to the wound by also calling them a faggotand also making it sound condescending.

Wow isn't Jake being a major Cunt Faggington today?

by TheJrod543 May 19, 2018

cunting yourself

Is the act of shoving your own fingers up your anal cavity

“Gee I had a good last night”
“Were you cunting yourself?”
“Of course”

by Berneyyyyyyyyyy May 19, 2018

Salty Cunt

James Nigh-Rakes

That man is a salty cunt

by Innjured December 28, 2017

Cunt Bulge

A swollen, annoying part of your body. Also, the outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothes. camel toe, crotch cleavage

A: How is your tumor?
B: My cunt bulge is hurting.

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"Hey woman, I can see your cunt bulge."

by Death.616 January 20, 2020

Cunt poot

A queef with the lowest regard for human decency

That homeless lady’s cunt poot was so bad it burned my nose hair

by Flyassfeller10 February 10, 2020

Smug cunt

An unlikeable, overly confident person. A smug cunt usually displays a false or unfounded belief in his or her superiority in intellect, character, moral reasoning, or other virtues. See Jennifer Rubin for an example.

Ricky:"I hear Jennifer Rubin used to be conservative but the alt right politics drove her away from the platform."
Tom:" Really? That smug cunt actually thinks that lie works? She has a history of leftists viewpoints that show she is inconsistent at best and a manipulative liar who lives in deceit at worst."

by HonchoRooney November 9, 2020