boner bias

When you take a girl's side in an argument, not because she is correct but because you think she's hot and are currently trying to date/ have sex with her.

"Have you seen Sal's boner bias for Kelsey? He believes everything she says!"

by ToochMyPeenerWiener November 6, 2021

Rich Man's Boner

The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street

Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…

He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Ranger version; a gaggle of demons yell out Demon Boners unite and they morph into a Super Mega Demon Boner.

by MValentine69 April 2, 2022

boner blues

This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.

Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.

by cussergeniass October 1, 2019

boner producer

Any type of noun, verb, adjective, or other form of matter which causes a boner or an erection (both male and female). It's actually pretty self explanitory. Can be pluralized as "boner producers". Can be an occupation; "boner producing".

That chick has a job in boner producing.
She's one hot boner producer.

by OK,iwon'tusemyrealname June 1, 2010

Boner

When a guy’s pp hardens because he is turned on by something.

Skye gave Logan a kiss, and Logan got an 8 inch boner.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain July 28, 2022

vulner boner

Any erection that is vulnerable to attack or an erection that is vulnerable during any situation at any place or time.

Wrestling with my girlfriend turned me on, only problem, she almost kicked me in my vulner boner .

by Rumham frank April 4, 2016